my boyfriend is gonna be professor boyfriend. oh my loins….they burn.
I just want my soup to be done and then have sleep greet me with open arms made of fluffy dreams, but instead. … my ovaries are exploding (not in the good internetz way) and my head is throbbing and I can’t shake this fever.
Ughhhh ughhh ughhhh
how to insert a tampon
I’m not sorry
Making dying whale noises laughing at this. OMG, was the knife and fork necessary?
Oh wait….yes, yes it was.
Also, anyone else catch the foot in there?
ALL THE FUCKING NERDY LADY BONERS EVER.
I work for gamestop and when I heard about this I ran all around my store flailing my arms. OMG WAS I OUT OF BREATH.
got a new camera, pretty much in love
This is my bestiefur, I love you Corey!!!
when we pass by mcdonalds
When I really want ramen :/