Shitt.

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

my boyfriend is gonna be professor boyfriend. oh my loins….they burn.

I just want my soup to be done and then have sleep greet me with open arms made of fluffy dreams, but instead. … my ovaries are exploding (not in the good internetz way) and my head is throbbing and I can’t shake this fever.


Ughhhh ughhh ughhhh

bootsandwine:

curtisplease:

how to insert a tampon

I’m not sorry

Making dying whale noises laughing at this. OMG, was the knife and fork necessary?

Oh wait….yes, yes it was.

Also, anyone else catch the foot in there?

Shae look at these babies!!!! Lets go pick some in fall, yes or yes?

Shae look at these babies!!!! Lets go pick some in fall, yes or yes?

Thank you for this video. Whoever sent it to me. :)

ALL THE FUCKING NERDY LADY BONERS EVER.

I work for gamestop and when I heard about this I ran all around my store flailing my arms. OMG WAS I OUT OF BREATH.

bootsandwine:

got a new camera, pretty much in love

This is my bestiefur, I love you Corey!!!

bootsandwine:

got a new camera, pretty much in love

This is my bestiefur, I love you Corey!!!

witchpop:

when we pass by mcdonalds

When I really want ramen :/